Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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