Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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