you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
its not stalking. its research.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
