margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think my moral compass just broke
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