just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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