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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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