i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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