Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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