Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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