i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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