we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
A+ Viking dick
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Text me some of your sweat
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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