No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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