But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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