She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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