If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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