scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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