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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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