and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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