you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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