If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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