I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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