Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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