can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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