their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
