i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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