ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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