love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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