I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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