i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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