I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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