I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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