I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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