absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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