If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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