Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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