Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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