I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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