no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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