Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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