Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
YAS. BRING CRAB.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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