doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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