I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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