these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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