I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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