her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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