Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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