Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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