GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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