If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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