i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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