So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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