She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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