Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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