how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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