Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish I only lived at night.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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