every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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